Becoming a Mountain Man

1 fallen tree + 1 Husqvarna 18 inch, 50cc chain saw (thanks Mom & Dad!) = 1 cut up tree


1 cut up tree + 1 Fiskars 36 inch super splitting axe (thanks Bert & Sharon!) = 1 big pile of fire wood


4 hours straight of chainsawing, hauling, and splitting wood + 3 Aleve = Brian barely able to walk today